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AI Hype

If you sandbag, so will I.

Anthropic and OpenAI spent a year shipping bigger, hungrier models on a breakneck schedule. Now, with IPO filings sitting at the SEC, they want to slow down – but only together. That's not a safety conversion. That's a truce.

Your AI got the IPO memo.

Ask your AI a direct question and it hedges, disclaims, and refuses to commit. That isn't caution for your benefit – it's two companies sanding every screenshottable risk off their product on the way to an IPO.

Use more AI, they said.

The AI mandate arrived with dashboards and OKRs. But has anyone asked the harder question: which work should exist at all?

Call it AI. It's still a haircut.

Every month another tech company announces layoffs and credits AI. The press release says efficiency. The balance sheet says something else.